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Valentine’s Day One liners Wooing Your Sweetheart!

Wooing the heart of your lover is one thing which every person on the face of this earth would like to achieve. In fact, people do many things for putting a smile on their partner's face! Using certain Romantic One-Liners is a very small part of looking after your spouse's happiness. Nonetheless, it always fill one with pride over their fete. You can use them in your Valentine Greeting Cards or send them along as a nice goof morning message on Valentine's Day. Even better would be to make sure your boyfriend or girlfriend gets to read a message specially intoned for them by posting it across their door or sending them a mail on their office address! Impress someone on your first date or flirt with a guy or girl saying those wittiest Romantic One-Liners! Your object of making them feel cheerful will be achieved anyhow!

There are various things that can make you and your Valentine feel cheerful. You can take them out for Valentine Parties, picnics, dinner etc. Sending funny and feel good messages is also a way to make your loved ones feel happy about the Valentine's Day. Romantic One-Liners are something which you can use to make a light hearted moment. Many a times people use humour to break ice between each other. This is the best form of entertainment that you can get at your Valentine Party or Bash. Having a good time with your loved ones should be your aim on Valentine's Day. You can always start by sending Romantic One-Liners to your friends and family members on 14th of February. This would be a great start to a great day!

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If you love someone and want to let them know about your feelings, then Valentine's Day is a great day for you to make your beloved feel special. You can make their day by sending them a good Romantic One-Liner on their mobile first thing in the morning. You can follow it upon by other cutesy things in the form of text messages. As a matter of fact, you can also include them in your Valentine's day greetings that you prepare for your partner. These can also be used in banners that you put up at your Valentine's day party. People can also be encouraged to dedicate Romantic One-Liners to people of their choice and put it across the Valentine Tree in the form of the Love Notes!

Question : What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
Answer : I Love Ewe!

Question : What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Answer : I'm stuck on you!

Question : What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Answer : Owl be yours!

Question : What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Answer : Cauliflowers!

Question : What do you call a very small Valentine?
Answer : A Valentiny!

Question : What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
Answer : I'm nuts about you!

Question : What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
Answer : "I'm sweet on you!"

Question : What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Answer : "I find you very attractive."

Question : What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Answer : A hug and a quiche!

Question : What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
Answer : "I love you a ton!"

Question : What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Answer : "You're fun to hang around with."

Question : Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
Answer : He fell in love with a pincushion!

Question : What did one oar say to the other?
Answer : "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Question : What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Answer : "Be my valenstein!"

Question : What do you call two birds in love?
Answer : Tweethearts!

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